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Hollywood's comic genius talks to Mavis Nicholson about heaven, hell, life, death, and why he discourages people from becoming actors…
I looked out to see two squirrels eating corn meant for the birds. So I got my gun and I shot one...
There is power in sitting still and doing nothing, says the Bishop of Reading


'We're much better off now Sid's started working nights'
WINNER: John Hawkins
Cartoon caption competition No3

'Hi, I'm on the terrain'

'The difference? Well Sir, the Barolo is ripe, rich and round, with lots of spicy, earth-scented black cherry and berry flavors, hinting deliciously at chocolate on the smooth finish, while The Blue Nun is more nylon underpants, skid-marks, ITV, thick crockery, hinting at being kicked all over the street by violent witless oafs for absolutely no reason.'
WINNER: EJ Ruane, Dublin.

'She's been caught soliciting opinions from the men in the street'
WINNER: Philip Robinson
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