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Interview: Gene Wilder
by Mavis Nicholson

Hollywood's comic genius talks to Mavis Nicholson about heaven, hell, life, death, and why he discourages people from becoming actors…

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Gardening with guns

I looked out to see two squirrels eating corn meant for the birds. So I got my gun and I shot one...

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Do Nothing to Change Your Life
by Stephen Cottrell

There is power in sitting still and doing nothing, says the Bishop of Reading

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Cartoon caption competition No 21

 
PLEASE SEND IN A SERIOUSLY WITTY AND ENTERTAINING CAPTION TO THE ABOVE -  by e-mail to comps@theoldie.co.uk heading your e-mail CARTOON CAPTION COMP.
We have a lovely book waiting for the winner
and the winning caption will be posted here on Friday February 24th.
Good luck!
Christmas Cartoon

Caption Competition No 20


 
"Richard, wouldn't go to bed when I said. Maureen, affair with the
postman. Bunty, used my best club to stir paint. Looks like I'm the only one who's been good."
And the winner is Melvyn Dover of Weymouth, in Dorset.
Much mirth in the office, thank you. A book is on its way.

Cartoon caption competition No 19


  

It IS organic, isn’t it?



Winner of the nineteenth Oldie Cartoon Caption Competition,
Sue Jensen of Godalming.

Cartoon caption competition No 18


 "So the only job you will consider is in the lost property office at the Albert Hall?"

Seriously witty and winning caption posted by
Howard Jennings of Huddersfield.


Cartoon caption competition No 17

First date etiquette went out of the window when
Mavis suggested they try
the Reverse Cowgirl.

Winner: Phil Darling, Stowmarket
(Special mention: Ann Horne, Caterham)

Cartoon caption competition No 16



                        'Someone's planted a Conservative Party logo on the lawn'
WINNER: Rob Williams, Cheltenham

Cartoon caption competition No 15




'Bear with me a moment, I need to take my mind to place that's going to be safe from all the crap you're going to offload.'
WINNER: Andy Harrison, Leeds

Cartoon caption competition No 14




'Blame the Government for the hold ups,they`ve removed the speed cameras now I`ve got to sketch all speeding motorists by hand.'
WINNER: Ken Wilkinson, Hull

Cartoon caption competition No 13
'To the Batmobile'
WINNER: Mike King

Cartoon caption competition No 12




"Since eating those mushrooms in Hundred Acre Wood, Winnie's dreams
were becoming even more disturbing....."
WINNER: Joan Workman, Croydon
Cartoon caption competition No 11



"I`m not happy. Before I can join the ladies bridge club they want me to take a gender test."

WINNER: Ken Wilkinson, Hull
 
Cartoon caption competition No 10



"A bit of crazy glue and my old quilt frame - the daft bugger can 'swing' all he wants."

WINNER: Julie Witt
Comox, BC, Canada

Cartoon caption competition No 9





'It's MRSA, Clostridium, and Legionnaire's. And to think I only came in
here to read the meter.'

WINNER: Melvyn Dover, Weymouth, Dorset

Cartoon caption competition No 8



               
                   
'Hang on! That's not British Sign Language. You're just retired bookies.'

WINNER: Rob Falconer, South Glamorgan
Cartoon caption competition No 7





'Unbelievably, someone had built a supermarket at Dorothy's favourite dogging spot.'

WINNER: Nigel Sutherland
 Cartoon caption competition No 6





'You never look at me like that'
WINNER: M Bloom, Dublin
 
 
Cartoon caption competition No5

 


              
      ‘A Miss Itsy Bitsy... for Mr Tincy Wincy. Must be for you dear!’

WINNER: Susan Therkelson, West Byfleet, Surrey
 
Cartoon caption competition No4

'We're much better off now Sid's started working nights' 

WINNER: John Hawkins

 

Cartoon caption competition No3

'Hi, I'm on the terrain' 

WINNER: Ron Jones, Penzance
 
Cartoon caption competition No2

'The difference? Well Sir, the Barolo is ripe, rich and round, with lots of spicy, earth-scented black cherry and berry flavors, hinting deliciously at chocolate on the smooth finish, while The Blue Nun is more nylon underpants, skid-marks, ITV, thick crockery, hinting at being kicked all over the street by violent witless oafs for absolutely no reason.'

WINNER: EJ Ruane, Dublin.

 

 

Winner! Cartoon caption competition No1.

'She's been caught soliciting opinions from the men in the street'

WINNER: Philip Robinson

 

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