Subscribe to the Oldie and get a free cartoon book


Barry Cryer’s favourite Glaswegian joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | By Barry Cryer | Jun 15, 2021

Man goes into a pub in Glasgow.

He went straight up to the bar and said, 'Any chance of a quickie, dear?'

She slapped him straight across the face.

He said, 'Sorry, dear. I just wondered if there was any chance of a quickie?'

She hit him so hard that he fell and broke his leg.

One of the regulars picked him up and said, 'Round here, we pronounce it quiche.'