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Barry Cryer's favourite religious joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | Oct 18, 2021


Barry Cryer's favourite religious joke

A man is walking down a train in Northern Ireland.

'Is there a priest on this train, please?' he says. 'God love us, this is an emergency.'

Nothing.

'Is there a vicar on this train, please? Emergency!'

Nothing.

'Is there a rabbi on this train, please? We've got an emergency.'

Nothing.

Then a man put his hand up and said, 'I'm a Methodist minister.'

And the other man said, 'Well, you're no use to us - we're looking for a corkscrew.'