This is from the Uxbridge English Dictionary, when panellists are asked to submit definitions for well-known words, such as infantry - a baby oak.
My favourite is
Diagnostic - a Welshman who's unsure if God exists
"The Oldie is an incredible magazine - perhaps the best magazine in the world right now" Graydon Carter, founder of Air Mail and former Editor of Vanity Fair
Barry Cryer's favourite I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue joke
