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Barry Cryer's favourite joke about show-offs

Blog | By Barry Cryer | By Barry Cryer | Jul 04, 2022


I hate people who talk about themselves.

I met a woman at a party last week who couldn't stop talking about herself.

'My hair's on fire! My hair's on fire!' she kept on saying.