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Barry Cryer's favourite star sign joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | Jun 13, 2024


There was a warm-up man at Granada Television, who was doing a gig on astrology and horoscopes.

'Somebody shout out your star sign and I'll give you your main characteristics,' he said.

'Sagittarius,' a member of the audience shouted out immediately.

And the comic said, 'Big mouth, always wants to get in first.'