When I was starting out in the trade, I remember my favourite sign – a notice at the side of the stage at the Regent Theatre, Rotherham, which said, 'JOKES ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE AUDIENCE ARE NOT APPRECIATED AT THIS THEATRE.'
"The Oldie is an incredible magazine - perhaps the best magazine in the world right now" Graydon Carter, founder of Air Mail and former Editor of Vanity Fair
Barry Cryer's favourite theatre joke
