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Barry Cryer's new parrot joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | Jul 17, 2020


A man bought a parrot off another man and they were chatting a few weeks later.

The new owner said, 'Sadly, the parrot's died.'

'Already?' said the old owner. 'What happened?'

'I don't know!' said the new owner. 'I got him a new cage, a new perch, a bell he could ring with his beak and a swing and everything.'

'Did he speak at all?' said the old owner.

'Yes, he did actually, just before he fell off his perch.'

'And what did he say?' the old owner asked.

'Food!'