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Barry Cryer's Favourite Married Couple Joke

Blog | By Barry Cryer | By Barry Cryer | Jan 23, 2024


A man has just bought his wife a silver wedding present.

A friend in the pub asks him what it is.

'It's a really beautiful table,' says the man. 'I hope she likes it – even if she doesn't play snooker.'