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In his new Oldie podcast, Barry Cryer tells his favourite Max Miller joke – about a bus that broke down and the driver who set about trying to fix it himself.
After a while, the passengers were getting restless.
So the conductor, an attractive girl, went to check on him.
“Do you want a screwdriver?” she asked.
The driver answers, “No, we’re ten minutes late as it is.”